helloh people
:D
school started
awh D:<
I DONT WANT DO HOMEWORK
lol
vera is cute :D:D:D
i love her random sms replies
LOL
aaaa
sian manzxzxzx
nowadays sch will be oh so sianzxzx
i tell you
monday
school until 2.30, band until 6, reach home 7 plus
tuesday
3rd language till 6.30, tution until 7+, 8+
wednesday
sch until 1.30 (:D:D so cool right)
thursday
sch until 2.30, band till 6, tution until 7+,8+
friday,
3rd language til 6.30, reach home 7 plus
screw all these things
rahhh
today
band
as usual
combined all the way
at 4 plus choir came in to combine with us oh
coz of the stupid racial harmony thing thing
lol,
see bernard sing x]
then after that
rushed to kumon
which is my tution if some retards stil dont know by now
class work
higher fractional functions and inequalities
D:<
i had to take the answer book lor
coz i couldnt understand a single shit
ok la
some can lor
then came home
decided to do homec project
but realised was in sch
neh mind
tmr go sch
:D
then somehow edited geog project so it looks like newspaper layout lor
and blogging
:D:D
ahh
siannn,
how come so little people online one
ahh
ok
wait
2 jokes
:D
i know you like to hear them
joke 1
These three men went out on this fishing trip, but as they we sailing along in their little boat, a storm picked up and swept them onto a rather small island. Now the men weren't scared at first, but when they saw these cannibals chasing after them, they began to run for their lives. The canibals were much faster than they were, and so they captured the three men, and brought them to their King. The King said, "I want each of you to pick 10 fruits. Each man must collect a different fruit as to that of the other two. Once you have done this, return to me, and I will tell you what to do." So the men, fearing their lives, run out and began to search madly for any fruit. The first man returns after a while with 10 apples. The King grinned wickedly and said, "Now you must take those 10 apples and shove them up your ass without making any facial expression. If you fail to do so, I will kill you!" The poor man gets up to number 8 and then screams, as the pain was so intense. The King killed him right then and there, and returned to see the second man coming back with 10 strawberries. The second man got his instructions, too, and was up to the 10th strawberry, when all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, he begins laughing hysterically. So the King killed him, too, just as he did with the first man. Now the first man and the second man meet up in Heaven, and the first man asks the second man, "Why did you laugh? You were on your last strawberry, and you could have gotten away!" The second man said with a little smile, "Yeah, I know, but I couldn't resist laughing when I saw the third man coming back with pineapples!"
LOL
ok
joke 2
one day in a great forest there was a magical frog walking down to the watering hole. this forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in it's life. by chance today a bear was chasing a rabbit to have for its dinner.the frog called for the two to stop. the frog said "seeing as you are the only two animals i have seen, i will grant you each three wishes. bear you first" the bear thought for a minuite, being the male that he was he said "i wish for all the bears except me to be female"the rabbit wished for a crash helmut, the bear thought to himself 'stupid rabbit why is he wasting his wishes' it was the bears next turn "well i wish all the bears in the next forest where female" the rabbit wished for a motorcycle. the bear was stunned 'why didnt the rabbit wish for money to buy a motorbike'it was the bears last wish "ok i wish for all the bears in the world except me where female" the rabbit laughed and gunned the engine then said "i wish the bear was gay"
:D
eh...
stil got one last one
:D:D
love me for doing so
joke 3
Bhola goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bhola to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bhola goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.Next week Bhola finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Bhola to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Bhola goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.Next week Bhola comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Bhola: "What! This is shit!"Bhola calmly replies: "Yes, and this is because I want toilet paper
:D
LOL
HAHAHAHA
OK,
byeeeeeee
