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Saturday, February 14, 2009 @
okay . today was not a very nice valentines' day . how insipid ( LOL . hahahaha mr ho) went for tuition today . oh psh . at least i understood the classwork :D brilliant eh . but screw that person who marked my worksheets . why would i have to show working to simplify a common expression -.- its like a few more strokes of my pencil and tadaah . she feels happy and marks it right . psh . whatever .

then went to get my hair cut . stupid barber . whats his problem . took like 40 minutes to get one hair cut . and its super scrwed . i bet he's senile and deaf . senile because he kept cutting at the same spot over and over again -.- im talking about 20 minutes on that spot . deaf because i frigging told him to at least cut my sideburns , but no . he didnt -.- amazing .

spent the whole afternoon thinking on how to expand the commonwealth essay . and i shant say what you guys shouldnt know because SOMEONE reads this blog . no i didnot get the essay from some book -.- anw i'd fail the essay . totally no link . okay . went swimming . and i feel good . nehnehnehnehneh . lol .

valentines' day . psh . how interesting . its meaningless spending the day like this . i seriously must get somethings for people next year . i feel bad for not getting them anything . haha . okay . enough of typing all this balderdash . shall go reply to tags and go start on my math homework soon . happy valentines' day readers -.-


Hazel (:♥
Why you so mean call Pearlie the PinkFairy a piggg? D: Mean **** la you. And since when did I give you a quiz to do O_O
Whats with the Para about bashing people. Lol.

- pearlie's a real pig what , lol your blog ? urh . i dont know

eulin
god. seventy five percent. ours only one class triple sci per year -.-

- lol . okay not really seventy five . lets say 50 ? o.o

Hazel /♥
Then pearlie is werid. Lol.

-weirdpig

bern./
YOUR LATEST POST IS SURPRISINGLY SIMLILAR TO MY LATEST POST EH?

- maybe thats because we have the same lessons ? o.o

Hazel /♥
i love pearlie.

- you love me more

Huiqi :D
LOL HELLO. :D

- hahaha . hello :D




no roses for you . nehnehneh

Friday, February 13, 2009 @
edited
right . im supposing today's update might be something better . no thankyou to ms hazel who bombed me with a quiz . radical . shall start with the quiz first .


1. Who was the last person who tagged you?
Pearlie .



2. The relationship between you and her/him?
Er.... friends ._.


3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?
idiot . piggish . colourful . short . rubber


4. If she/he becomes your enemy , you will ...
hate her ?


5. What will you say to the person whom you like very much?.
happy valentines' . i love you ? lol


6. The characteristic(s) you love about yourself is
im shuai ._.


7. The characteristic(s) you hate about yourself is
im too shuai ._.



8. For the person whom I hate , you say
im shuai so you die



9. What do people think about you?
they think im shuai . they know im shuai .


10. Who you have a crush on?
er . jack spicer . lol random



11. The most ideal person you want to be is ...
the pink panther


12. Pass on this quiz to 10 person : Don't blame me if I've had chose you kay!
1)hazel , 2)bernard , 3)huiqi , 4)pearlie , 5)weisiang , 6)yiting , 7)siqi (tan) , 8)yanting , 9)sylvia , 10)oscar


13. If no.5 and no.7 were together, what will happened? (weisiang & siqi .)
lol . goodluck siqi


14. Who does no.5 like? (weisiang)
how am i to know ? miaopei LOL


15. What colour does no.9 like? (Sylvia)
colourful


16. Say something about no.8. (yanting)
fish .


17. Who is no.2? (Bernard .)
Kelly stalker


18. Talk about no.3. (Huiqi)
chingchingching . lol nolink


19. Who is no.10 bestie? (oscar .)
urh . weixuan and gang ?


20. Who is the sexiest person among the 10 person?
weisiang lol


21. What colour does no.4 like? (Pearlie.)
urh . grey ?


22. Is no.4 single? (Pearlie.)
er.... i dont know ? :D


23. What is your relationship with no.1? (Hazel.)
My bfriend . lol boob friend



24. Is no.5 and no.6 best friends? (weisiang, yiting.)
idk . one goes jiaoshuang and one goes meow


25. What is no.9's surname? (Sylvia.)
leo


26. What is no.7's nickname? (Siqi.)
noob . lol kidding


27. What things do you wish to say to no.8? (yanting)
operation fyab is on its way / hello vip member



28. What will you do to help no.9? (Sylvia.)
everything i can


29. Who does no.1 like? (Hazel)
me . who else . lol



30. Where does no.1 live?(hazel)
some big house



31. Do all 10 of them know who you like??
i doubt so


32. What do you wish to say if you saw no.6? (yiting.)
meow



33. Who is no.10 's spouse? (Oscar.)
me lol



alright . done . back to the proper updates . spent time going through tests . got a a2 for maths . not really what i wanted to get . oscar actually got a perfect score for the test . good going man . jane chng was somehow screwing people up during history . but i have to admit . albeit her lessons are not really interesting , she does offer help to students if she can .

i believe i need not elaborate on recess . okay . surin seriously has something against the china students coming into our class for lesson observations . forever scolding them like they owe her five million pounds . sucker . and geography was interesting as usual .

okay . blogging is seriously getting more and more boring when all you do is just talk about your timetable from the start of the day to the end of the day . i mean . even blogging like this would be better .



skipped lessons today to go find (inserts random girl's name) and then we went to the toilet to have sex . then went to (some random shop) to get piercings all over my body and got a tatoo of some naked porn star . after smoking 5 packets of cigarettes , i called a gang and went to bash some kid up because he had a face of a loser . went home and started hurling vulgarites at my parents for being such a nag . ran away from home and went to a lan shop to spend the night gaming . im never going to go back home . screw home


im sure its better than reading the timetable out . psh whatever . and fyi . none of the above is true -.- i dont even go to Lan shops . whatever . life is such a bore when you cant find anything better to do . and wtf . ___ is such a fucking bastard . being an only child doesnt give him to right to climb over peoples' heads . what a bastard he is . no wonder she doesnt like you . go self reflect on yourself please .

okay . count your blessings and learn to be thankful . so i shall thank everyone who gave me valentines' day gifts .

thankyou aloysius & joy lol *winkwink
for the lollipop

thankyou sayhua
for the toblerone . lol and the messages you were trying to tell me . lol kidding

thankyou jiayi & hazel
for the $1 000 000 000 diamond ring -.-

thankyou Apple
for the random mentos sweets . haha . i love you mummy . LOL

thankyou Yanting & charmony
for the forrero rocher

thankyou Mr Ho
for the chocolates

and thankyou everyone for wishing me a happy vday . lol . sounds like some kind of honour roll . whatever . i think i forgot some . but nonetheless . i'll always add them in . this post is seriously getting too draggy . i think i should just end with tag replies . and poor soul . i pity you D:



eulin
cos i want to lock my blog

-why would you want to do that

Mr Ho
Would u happen to be referring to the commonwealth essay? LoL!

-nope . but its pervertic as well .

sylvia
LOL YOU WATCH INKHEART TOO? IT WAS NICE RIGHT. FARID, LOLOLOL

- lol . farid

Hazel (:♥
I did my Commonwealth! xD Valentines day. Sheesh. I want you. NO I DONT. I just want your twin. O_O Neverminds. ._.

- lol i want you AHAH . kidding . i dont -.-

Hazel (:♥
Lets learn Arabic! TEEHEE WEIRD COUSINS LOL.

- okay . dgjbosjldfhnsd;lkg

Hazel (:♥
Yes, yay Breezer! HAHA. next time class outing we get someone to buy and we get drunk and do
weird things. o.O

- that sounds awfully wrong .

Hazel (:♥
as I have time to do it. ._. I still havent do the presents. LOLL

- just do for me and its okay

eulin
triple science chongee wor O.O
(replied at blog)

sylvia
meh. you owe me sweets, wakakakakakas.

-yeah , ahaha

PEARLIE
meh, i want sweets too. ._. yaye , i'm finally online. secretly of course. :D

- no sweets for you . so pig already . still sweets .

bern./
Lol. The Vday Card thing is made online. LOL. RCA MARKETING TEAM ._____. Happy Vday anw.

- lol ?


oh so bernard was tagging me while i was doing the quiz . lol . doesnt matter . so long for now . ive still got work to do . gotta work on the commonwealth essay

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 @
the temptation to just keep on blogging . oh it just has to come now
whatever . still have yet to done the pervertic chinese essay and the commonwealth essay . psh
and what are we supposed to write on ? i mean 500 to 700 words for an essay is no big deal .
i can easily fill up a few pieces of foolscap paper with a thousand words , but to write in amazing english . psh .

just looking at people who blog with proper english is already enough to make you shut up . oh wow . i wonder how much time these people spend eating up their dictionaries . right . back on topic .

then again . maybe i should be an english teacher when i grow up . o_o okay maybe not . just look at how stressful the teachers are . or maybe i should just follow yiting and be a potato counter .

how wonderful . ive been screwing up my humanities real bad . i seriously need to find some way to eat up those books . psh . hopefully i'd be able to get into a triple science class next year . lol . no link here . humanities and science ? lol .

how sweet of bernard to send people valentines' day cards . although they are pretty much kelly clarkson-ish . but still . thankyou . ._. happy valentines' day to you too . which reminds me . valentines' day huh . time to get another piece of paper out to write that letter . how brilliant . 3 essays to complete .

today's CEP's lesson was really screwed . the teacher spoke for a period , and for the next period , he was practically blasting into his mike-box-thingy . ._. and he went on for the next 30 minutes . oh he should seriously stop that . he just kept staring at us throughout the whole lecture , and would start shouting abruptly , telling us some whatsoever-interesting-life-logic . how much more intersting can CEP get , with him teaching us about 'confucian ethnics'

whee whatever . i shall continue to get screwed up for attire checks . shall try to get back to the mood of writing 3 essays in one go . thou im not very sure theres such a mood . fine whatever . no tag replies because there isnt alot to reply to . once again . i think im down with the flu . oh stop that please .

assembly tomorrow . ugh

hello . 35 posts ahead now

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 @
hello
:D
right on
ive not done the pervertic compo which requires us to write 600 words . amazing . and it was supposedly due today so ive overdue homework . speaking of which , since when did i not owe homework .
nah . i still do my homework and hand in on time . MOST OF THE TIME . rightttt . and no one believes me .
just an interesting conversation between my two cousins and i , namely K , Z and C
(lol bernard . its not kelly clarkson)

K : your schools got offer 3rd language ?
C: uhuh . yours offers too ?
K: yeah . but i failed the test for the 3rd language .
Z: what language did you like go for ?
C : ( interupts before he could finish) ARABIC RIGHT
K: yeah . arabic
Z & C : -gives that wtf look-
Z: LIKE WHO ON EARTH WOULD SPEAK TO YOU IN ARABIC
K: Mas selamat
C: he's not even arabic . he's like malay -.-
K: but he goes to the Jemaah Islamiyah (JI)
Z: They dont even speak arabic there
K: osama ?
Z & C : -ignores him and continues to look play PSP-

rightt . im so going to take up arabic lessons . LOL . how cool is that . lala
moving on . today 2o1 boys were being called back for something ._. lol .
we were being called back because we were being racist ? like wtf
no one said anything please -.- the only thing someone said was ' ____ never eat tang yuan before because he is indian' OH . how racist is that . so we just put the blame on 2o3 boys . lol . well . not we , the other group of boys ._.

yeah . so when someone tells me i havent eat roti prata before because im a chinese i just go up to some random DM and shout 'OMFG THAT BASTARD JUST MADE A RACIST COMMENT'

yeah im probably going to do that someday .
i like so totally flunked chinese . like wtf . 23.5/50 -.- wow am i glad . oh psh whatever .
and history was screwed up as well . writing that big load of chunk wasnt really nice after all . psh . whatever . i'm dreading tomorrow . getting back 4 tests . and which none of them i'm confident of getting good results :/ . wish me luck

i should seriously get back to trying to fill up the writing paper with chinese words . bye people
three tags to reply . maybe i shouldnt even have bothered with this update .


Huiqi :D
WHOS THE SOMEONE WHOS GONNA DRAW SHOES FOR YOU? :D

- myself ._.

Yujun :)
CHONGEEE! lala, tagged. :D

- thankyou very much for that

bern./
YOU HAVE A RI4 QI1 !

-I HAVE A RI4 QI1 !



lol here comes the weird tag replies again

Saturday, February 7, 2009 @
oohlalala

lol
hello o_o

this week was ...
crap
right on
like 7 tests in a week
1 on wednesday
2 on thursday
4 on friday

how cool can that be
wednesday's chem was okayyy
because i had studied for it -.-

lol
then on thursday joel chan suddenly bombed us with a maths test
when there wasnt supposed to be one D:
screw it luh
i got super weird answers like 5120km^2
lol wow
and english was okay
interesting passage ._.

friday sucked the most
psh
i think history was the easier of the tests
no there are no easiest
maybe it was chinese
but i didnt study for it so i know sure cmi

geog was a total disaster D:
omfg
i studied so many days in advance but all of the information was irrelavent
omg i can just imagine ms wong killing me
gah
D:
omg . how can i do this to geog -.-
whatever
its over

just wait for the results to come back
although i dont want to see it

:/
bio was like okay
the graph was a killer

whateverrr

tiring week
i slept at 8 yesterday
gah
whatever
commons are like in 3 weeks time :/
time to start making notes and studying

goodluck chongee


sooche !
heee ! get married to *someone* luh xD

- what ? lala

Hazel. :B
LOL. You know, I linked from Siyings blog to HougangSec to NJC to some other school and to yors. HMMMM.

-whats that some other school o_o

Crystal[;
haha Taggs bakkwa :D

- thankyou pig ._.

Hazel (:♥
Lol. Lala Jocee Noee Nivo Tan. Okay, Fine. LOL.

- -takes a deep breath and tries to repeat it-

Hazel (:♥
Sooche like to bang guys with bangsss. HMM. LOL. I need motivation to study too. Right now im just givin up. NOOOO I CANNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

- LOL okayyyyy . study hard

bern./
Lets all hate our lives tgt. Lol. right on ._.

- lol okay . lets die

OPX
HAZEL!! wtf la don talk abt that ****. Haha i shall be ur motivation.looks lik u really g2 burn the midnight oil le. er, maybe studying on the mrt n ignoring the guests will work.

-lol right on . that sounds abit sick thou . hahaha

weisiang
HOHOHO I HAVE NO GEOGRAPHY TEST! coz i dun take geography lol. and dun take tests seriously. just a warmup. give it ur all it those major exams. but i dun mean slack for ur tests hor. just liang li er wei. zhen suo wei....blah lame

- lol idiot . ahah . dont come and spite me . i dont slack for my tests :D

eulin
woof. :D

- lol good dog

bern./
SURESH. Lol.

- lol . no link no link LOL

PEARLIE
haha, ws and his logic. >_> but yeah, just liang li er wei. LOL!

- lol your tags all not very useful one huh . LOL >_> kidding



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